a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
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i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them