vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

(Source: winterfel)

knoxvilleknockoff:

acquire-swag:

gaysquib:

I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.

the best state my ass

…..I don’t think we’re the worst state. Like, top five worst, yeah, but we aren’t bottom of the barrel yet.

knoxvilleknockoff:

acquire-swag:

gaysquib:

I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.

the best state my ass

…..I don’t think we’re the worst state. Like, top five worst, yeah, but we aren’t bottom of the barrel yet.

gaezedkriel:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

The chicken came in for the hug and hugged back with its neck. That’s adorable

(Source: hannahbowl)

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

gwenlightened:

obliteratingmyfat:

resolutionrevolution90:

militaryfit-bombshell:



Ignore the numbers on your clothes and wear the size that makes you comfortable.

I saw this this morning and wanted it to be rebloggable SO BAD.

love this.

gwenlightened:

obliteratingmyfat:

resolutionrevolution90:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Ignore the numbers on your clothes and wear the size that makes you comfortable.

I saw this this morning and wanted it to be rebloggable SO BAD.

love this.

(Source: mybodyneedschangeandineedcash)

ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)

saharradesert:

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

what the actual fuck

saharradesert:

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

what the actual fuck

(Source: toastedaz)

thisizexile:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thisizexile:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Source: indigofragments)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au